And now, my life will never be the same.

Friar Laurence’s twitter

Because copying Jake like a boss is totally cool. And I was pressured. I’m looking at you, Jake and Kathy.

Oh, what a beautiful mooorning!
Teenagers scare the living $%#@ out of me.
HOLY SAINT FRANCIS #whatthefail #idek
This isn’t going to end well
I wonder if this is legal. #ordainedministerftw
@Butlove obviously can’t handle the truth. #womanishtears
Talk about short notice, @longsword_ho
OMG. #shutthefrontdoor
Why do they always bring knives
Just gave some girl apple juice and told her it was the humour of death
Update: may have accidentally actually given her the humour of death
NO POST ON SUNDAYS #actuallyfriday
Seriously @longsword_ho, pay your electric bill #stumblingatgraves
FML
He poisoned himself. #whatapansy
Come on, sleeping beauty, we don’t have all day
That’s it I’m getting out of here
INTERCEPTED #FML
#Iamthegreatest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxczlps5_bg
I mean seriously did these people even watch the play #allthisIknow
Life sucks and then you die #mischiefmanaged

You know how everyone is excited about Pottermore and Harrys and JKR’s birthdays…they forgot one important thing

tomdaily:

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOMS BIRTHDAY!

Happy 31st Birthday Neville <3

(Source: feltonfantasy, via theanglophile-speaks)

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Crush texts Shakespeare lines to say goodnight.] ” Bottom text: “ [Seriously consider proposing marriage.] ”]